See the crimes of fashion you'd probably rather forget...

Considering the terrible crimes of fashion we're all forced to witness on a near-daily basis (If you don't feel you ever witness crimes of fashion, we invite you to take a stroll through your local mall, or any nightclub district on a Friday night...), it's easy to forget the even more heinous crimes which have already been identified and arrested.
With that in mind, each Friday we'll be taking you on a journey into the past, and into the bowels of the Fashion Police jail, to re-introduce you to some of the worst crimes of fashion the world has ever known.

 Can we get a drumroll here, please?